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Dirty Deal
Verse
Wishful thinking and a four-leaf clover, baby blow on these dice
I put two hundred on the Knicks to cover--Lady Luck, please love me tonight
Slot machines, they’re for losers; I’m here to win
I’m no hooked smoker, no DT’d boozer--deal me out of all that sin
Chorus
Life is a game, a big win we chase
While riding Fortune’s Wheel
I bluffed so pretty then he drew that ace
Seems I always get a dirty deal
Verse
I’ve got the Vikings and a three-point spread; going to end my luckless streak
The Packers are driving but won’t go ahead—it can’t happen again this week
Chorus
Bridge
I play the same numbers just for fun, every single day
Six-six-six and nine-one-one, my first ex-wife’s birthday
Verse
My fingers are crossed on the foot of a rabbit; the champ can’t lose this fight
I’ve got no problem, just a harmless habit—I’ll bet you fifty bucks I’m right
Chorus
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